Regardless #7

A duck isn’t a swan, nor is it a goose. Therefore a duck isn’t beautiful, nor does it land on your roof at night and honk and hork until you seriously consider hanging yourself. Ducks, are. They simply are. They are somewhere in the middle, and they seem perfectly fine with that. Hence, Malcolm, who […]

Regardless #6

There was always a man on the corner of 11th and Dawning. He’d panhandle, and Malcolm figured the man to be a professional at doing so. The man was short–maybe five feet from the ground–and had a thick beard very short and very black in colour. As for what was on the man’s head, Malcolm […]

Regardless #5

Malcolm came from The City. The City, was a planet; an entire planet. The name given to it by whomever names planets is long forgotten and never to be recovered unless that person writes a book of sorts outlining the history of this complicated existence. There were two parts to The City: East and West. […]

Regardless #2

It began three years ago, before Malcolm acquired billionaire status. Back when he was just a young buck working a muck of a job answering telephones for that small start-up in The City—the heart of The City, of course being Eriksdale. North Eriksdale, to be specific. The half of Eriksdale a spot chiller than the […]

Regardless #1

Malcolm sat across from the hatted fellow with a wiry beard, scratchy in appearance and a touch smelly. Mal was rather uncomfortable. “So, it’s because of the goblins why you’re here in prison.” “No, no, not necessarily—” “So, then it is the dragon?” “Not in the slightest.” “Then what will it be, Malcolm, the dwarves […]